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Fortune Cookie Sayings That Will Make You Smile - Next Luxury

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Some days you are the pigeon, some days you are the statue. Today, bring … No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.About time I got out of that cookie.When in anger, sing the alphabet.Blessed are the children for they shall inherit the national debt.See full list on nextluxury.com

1. Some days you are the pigeon, some days you are the statue. Today, bring …
2. No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
3. About time I got out of that cookie.
4. When in anger, sing the alphabet.
5. Blessed are the children for they shall inherit the national debt.

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101 Fortune Cookie Sayings - Kitchen Authority

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Delight the world with compassion, kindness and grace.The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.Some days you are pigeon, some days you are statue. Today, bring umbrella.The fortune you seek is in another cookie.Be on the alert to recognize your prime at whatever time of your life it may occur.See full list on kitchenauthority.net

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1. Delight the world with compassion, kindness and grace.
2. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
3. Some days you are pigeon, some days you are statue. Today, bring umbrella.
4. The fortune you seek is in another cookie.
5. Be on the alert to recognize your prime at whatever time of your life it may occur.

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86 Times Fortune Cookie Sayings Were Too Sassy To Handle

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He Sat And Watched Me Eat Chinese Take-Out For Half An Hour. Then This … Definitely The Scariest Fortune Cookie I've Ever Gotten. Report. Final score: … Didn't Expect My Fortune Cookie To Be So Insightful. Report. Final score: … Best Fortune I Have Ever Got In A Fortune Cookie. Report. Final score: 189 … Fortune Cookie. Report. Final score: 187 points. POST. SnowyLynx. … See full list on boredpanda.com

› Estimated Reading Time: 4 mins
› Published: Feb 15, 2018
1. He Sat And Watched Me Eat Chinese Take-Out For Half An Hour. Then This …
2. Definitely The Scariest Fortune Cookie I've Ever Gotten. Report. Final score: …
3. Didn't Expect My Fortune Cookie To Be So Insightful. Report. Final score: …
4. Best Fortune I Have Ever Got In A Fortune Cookie. Report. Final score: 189 …
5. Fortune Cookie. Report. Final score: 187 points. POST. SnowyLynx. …